Island Surf

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

inactiveblogger:

october will soon be octover 

ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

sniffing:

complaining is one of the few things im good at

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

armadillo:

*googles how to become famous without any talent*

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

feat:

if you ever tell me something and ask me not to tell anyone.. my best friend isn’t included 

You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you. Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice (via rustyvoices)

jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

image

there is no picture

i have no life

queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

sleeve:

pool party at my house bring your own pool